{"id":2959,"date":"2021-10-19T17:34:10","date_gmt":"2021-10-19T17:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landpoet.de\/?p=2959"},"modified":"2021-10-19T17:35:15","modified_gmt":"2021-10-19T17:35:15","slug":"so-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/?p=2959","title":{"rendered":"<font color=#666666><strong>SO 2<\/font><\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><strong>A<\/strong><\/span>us dem Paradies<br \/>\nh\u00f6llischer Gestank,<br \/>\nschmeckt nach Klo.<br \/>\nDie Kinder rein,<br \/>\ndie Masken auf,<br \/>\ndas Fernsehn an.<br \/>\nVorabendserie,<br \/>\ndu lieber Gott,<br \/>\ngibt&#8217;s doch nicht,<br \/>\nwir holen uns noch<br \/>\nden Tod oder was.<br \/>\nEndlich. Ach so,<br \/>\nder Vulkan da hinten.<br \/>\nWir wollten sowieso<br \/>\nwieder Costa del Sol.<br \/>\nKeine Sorge.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u00a9 hertz<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2969\" src=\"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/volcanic-eruption-g6343686b5_1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"332\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/volcanic-eruption-g6343686b5_1920.jpg 962w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/volcanic-eruption-g6343686b5_1920-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/volcanic-eruption-g6343686b5_1920-822x1024.jpg 822w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/volcanic-eruption-g6343686b5_1920-768x956.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aus dem Paradies h\u00f6llischer Gestank, schmeckt nach Klo. Die Kinder rein, die Masken auf, das Fernsehn an. Vorabendserie, du lieber Gott, gibt&#8217;s doch nicht, wir holen uns noch den Tod oder was. Endlich. Ach so, der Vulkan da hinten. Wir wollten sowieso wieder Costa del Sol. Keine Sorge. \u00a9 hertz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,306,105],"tags":[89,90],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-passiert","category-reisen","tag-la-palma","tag-vulkan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2972,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions\/2972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}