{"id":2676,"date":"2021-03-25T21:03:23","date_gmt":"2021-03-25T21:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landpoet.de\/?p=2676"},"modified":"2021-03-28T19:01:14","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T19:01:14","slug":"shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/?p=2676","title":{"rendered":"<font color=#B8860B>Shopping<\/font>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A<\/strong>m grauen Nachmittag dann<br \/>\nin die Fu\u00dfg\u00e4ngerzone<br \/>\nmit dem Charme<br \/>\neiner Dating-App.<\/p>\n<p>Matte Reklametexte,<br \/>\naufgepappte Gesichter,<br \/>\newig kann man ihnen<br \/>\nin die Augen gucken.<\/p>\n<p>Nichts anfassen.<br \/>\nMeldebogen.<br \/>\nSauber sein.<\/p>\n<p>Ich buche gleich noch einmal<br \/>\nmeine Fris\u00f6rin von gestern.<br \/>\nSie w\u00e4scht so gut.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u00a9 hertz<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am grauen Nachmittag dann in die Fu\u00dfg\u00e4ngerzone mit dem Charme einer Dating-App. Matte Reklametexte, aufgepappte Gesichter, ewig kann man ihnen in die Augen gucken. Nichts anfassen. Meldebogen. Sauber sein. Ich buche gleich noch einmal meine Fris\u00f6rin von gestern. Sie w\u00e4scht so gut. \u00a9 hertz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[266,206],"class_list":["post-2676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alltaeglich","category-leute","tag-corona","tag-stadt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2676"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2686,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions\/2686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}