{"id":2200,"date":"2021-01-12T18:57:38","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T18:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landpoet.de\/?p=2200"},"modified":"2021-02-12T22:19:39","modified_gmt":"2021-02-12T22:19:39","slug":"glueckse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/?p=2200","title":{"rendered":"<font color=#8B1A1A>Gl\u00fcckse<\/font>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2204 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"153\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge.jpg 2471w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-1024x829.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-768x622.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-1536x1243.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-2048x1658.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Junge-1200x971.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 153px) 100vw, 153px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>K<\/strong>akao ohne Haut<br \/>der Zeigefinger<br \/>malt Monster<br \/>auf behauchte Scheiben<br \/>Kaninchen k\u00fcssen<br \/>im Br\u00f6tchen bohren<br \/>Schatten treten<br \/>mit Johannes von dr\u00fcben<br \/>sein Papa ist abgehauen<br \/>das Pupskissen<br \/>ausprobieren<br \/>einen Goldtaler<br \/>aus &#8217;ner Ritze buddeln<br \/>Lachz\u00e4hne<br \/>sch\u00f6n finden<br \/>ein silberner Vorhang<br \/>aus Schneeflocken<br \/>keinen K\u00e4se m\u00f6gen<br \/>wie der Kater Murr<br \/>beim B\u00e4cker<br \/>ein neues Wort<br \/>aufschnappen<br \/>den R\u00fcckweg h\u00fcpfen<br \/>das neue Wort fl\u00fcstern<br \/>mindestens tausendmal<br \/>das hei\u00dft J\u00e4nner<br \/>wenn nicht mehr<br \/>J\u00e4nnner ist<br \/>ist wieder Schule<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u00a9 hertz<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kakao ohne Hautder Zeigefingermalt Monsterauf behauchte ScheibenKaninchen k\u00fcssenim Br\u00f6tchen bohrenSchatten tretenmit Johannes von dr\u00fcbensein Papa ist abgehauendas Pupskissenausprobiereneinen Goldtaleraus &#8217;ner Ritze buddelnLachz\u00e4hnesch\u00f6n findenein silberner Vorhangaus Schneeflockenkeinen K\u00e4se m\u00f6genwie der Kater Murrbeim B\u00e4ckerein neues Wortaufschnappenden R\u00fcckweg h\u00fcpfendas neue Wort fl\u00fcsternmindestens tausendmaldas hei\u00dft J\u00e4nnerwenn nicht mehrJ\u00e4nnner istist wieder Schule \u00a9 hertz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[295,294,235],"class_list":["post-2200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jugend","tag-glueck","tag-home-schooling","tag-kinder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2200"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2308,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2200\/revisions\/2308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}