{"id":1169,"date":"2019-01-05T23:25:59","date_gmt":"2019-01-05T23:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landpoet.de\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2019-01-05T23:33:37","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T23:33:37","slug":"heimspiel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/?p=1169","title":{"rendered":"<font color=#084B8A><p align=middle>Heimspiel<\/font><\/p>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 35px;\">Das Alpenveilchen kriegt<br \/>\nden Rest vom Schonkaffee.<br \/>\nMit rosa Pillen<br \/>\nspielen wir Boule<br \/>\nauf dem Fu\u00dfboden.<br \/>\nIch gewinne.<br \/>\nDu maulst.<br \/>\n\u00dcber die Sprechanlage<br \/>\nbestellen wir Prosecco<br \/>\nf\u00fcr die Pflegesatzparty,<br \/>\naber dalli und trocken.<br \/>\nDanach werden wir<br \/>\nin die Hosen pinkeln,<br \/>\nals w\u00e4re nichts geschehen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 35px;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u00a9 hertz<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 35px;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Alpenveilchen kriegt den Rest vom Schonkaffee. Mit rosa Pillen spielen wir Boule auf dem Fu\u00dfboden. Ich gewinne. Du maulst. \u00dcber die Sprechanlage bestellen wir Prosecco f\u00fcr die Pflegesatzparty, aber dalli und trocken. Danach werden wir in die Hosen pinkeln, als w\u00e4re nichts geschehen. \u00a9 hertz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[164,161,163],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leute","tag-altersheim","tag-heim","tag-pflege"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1179,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions\/1179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.landpoet.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}